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Accepting donations since 2024. Results pending.

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The Stats

BTC Received 0.00000000 satoshis: 0

Days Live — and counting

Generosity of Internet Pending... 🦗 still waiting

Visitors 5,219 since site inception 👀

Blockchain verified. Mathematically disappointing.

Why?

Because I have the audacity to ask.
Because crypto is basically magic internet money anyway.
Because someone, somewhere, might just do it.
No refunds. No regrets. Only vibes.

🎙️ THE PITCH

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1.00000000 BTC

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